Oh shit I gotta write the first post of the new MSG blog. The pressure is enormous. It’s actually causing my bowl-cut to flatten.

Thankfully, it’s the perfect time for me to introduce to you our new southern-fried guitar player, Billie D. Wang! Billie boy is gonna be joining us for the next couple of shows at the Vans Warped Tour, and we are blessed to have him. We are also quite awestruck by his facial hair. This dude possesses more hair from the neck up than all of us combined. Unless you count my ass-hair. Then it’s a tie.