The Beijing Blast is a centuries-old dance move that originated in ancient China. It was originally used to summon the powers of the Sex Gods before coitus. I am now bringing this legendary dance to you, with exclusive video footage shot at the Vans Warped Tour ‘07. Watch the video carefully and only practice under close supervision, for failure to execute the move properly can sometimes cause one’s genitals to implode. Note the windmilling of the arm which usually precedes the blast. It is also important not to over-use the move, for that will anger the Sex Gods…and once again, your genitals will implode.

Good Luck,

- HK Fever