Sometimes life can grab you by the balls with a grip that would make Chuck Norris squeal like a little schoolgirl. If you don’t have balls it will pummel you relentlessly in other tender areas where the sun don’t shine. Either way, it doesn’t feel too good.

The new MSG “Schoolhousin’” original web series will give your genitalia the necessary ammunition to defend itself against the blistering attack of everyday living. The rules of the Chinese school, taught by the Original Chinatown Bad Boys themselves.

Click on the video below to get your first briefing. Class starts September 15th so be sure to line your rectal wall with kevlar, for the Chinatown hellfire will be burning strong in the months to come.